This blog really embodies my life motto: I do what I want.Tumblr (3.0; @andrewmw)http://andrewmw.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a94405ff6ac2ec54dc993417b05462d9/tumblr_mnfaxf24M51r9us6no1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/857999334ba73ca19554b15493d52b64/tumblr_mnfaxf24M51r9us6no2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://andrewmw.tumblr.com/post/53313673057http://andrewmw.tumblr.com/post/53313673057Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:21:25 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0sswt4Pf21qfeoifo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nbcparksandrec.tumblr.com/post/53289208546/its-national-splurge-day-you-know-what-to-do">nbcparksandrec</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>It’s National Splurge Day. You know what to do.</p> </blockquote>http://andrewmw.tumblr.com/post/53312969363http://andrewmw.tumblr.com/post/53312969363Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:11:20 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/156c0aa5a1d45c533482e731aa8e34a6/tumblr_molr0uuDj51qewacoo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1810c518a076c26b6397ffaa4f654cb1/tumblr_molr0uuDj51qewacoo3_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5e09d0fbab40ef21fdf3d381f7079a92/tumblr_molr0uuDj51qewacoo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d4ee55b35c3ab0616254ee6bbf720b2f/tumblr_molr0uuDj51qewacoo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/11fdbeb17092ac9dc69403f557195263/tumblr_molr0uuDj51qewacoo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/108d41608403de63d8499a3723f43184/tumblr_molr0uuDj51qewacoo9_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e107d623db61a727819ac744a7b5efd0/tumblr_molr0uuDj51qewacoo10_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/07caef4269ece1b12971a0017136a127/tumblr_molr0uuDj51qewacoo5_r1_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7ac85cc10342ec5b5c6014639b499789/tumblr_molr0uuDj51qewacoo8_r1_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ec79da637b04513d6fdf9f89bd23089b/tumblr_molr0uuDj51qewacoo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/53294743994/hamster-butts-via" class="tumblr_blog">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong>Hamster Butts</strong> [<a href="http://imgur.com/a/SGgPA">via</a>]</p></blockquote>http://andrewmw.tumblr.com/post/53312833336http://andrewmw.tumblr.com/post/53312833336Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:09:20 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/06e27cc6f85de0091d0fb82e0aa92759/tumblr_molth9p5eV1rvnnvyo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ba8615803eed8f6fc1fcd7b2e22c584f/tumblr_molth9p5eV1rvnnvyo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://andrewmw.tumblr.com/post/53312501429http://andrewmw.tumblr.com/post/53312501429Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:04:22 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e96a3c95ec66e31b5e0891c743ac6c22/tumblr_mohihw6SHv1so58mbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://andrewmw.tumblr.com/post/53312149603http://andrewmw.tumblr.com/post/53312149603Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:58:57 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/749b46a1b7b4a98f72e9159182fa3ceb/tumblr_mohrjyKleP1snbmiuo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://trixiegomes.tumblr.com/post/53302124774" class="tumblr_blog">trixiegomes</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I feel you Timmy’s dad, I feel you.</p></blockquote>http://andrewmw.tumblr.com/post/53312102923http://andrewmw.tumblr.com/post/53312102923Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:58:17 -0700<p>I ate a medium cooked hamburger last night because I too like to live dangerously. Unfortunately, chance has caught up with me in regards to undercooked meat via nonstop vomiting and diarrhea. </p> <p>I want to kill a baby</p>http://andrewmw.tumblr.com/post/53311812035http://andrewmw.tumblr.com/post/53311812035Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:54:08 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d4d89a41775e5e16cb1de50abc3c6da7/tumblr_mmup2fCIws1r8gbu9o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mightyenarc.tumblr.com/post/50506487478">mightyenarc</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>slow the fuck down there aristotle youre like 3 years old wearing a fucking hard hat</p> </blockquote>http://andrewmw.tumblr.com/post/53179599538http://andrewmw.tumblr.com/post/53179599538Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:52:04 -0700us government: *accidentally likes your pic from 2009*http://andrewmw.tumblr.com/post/53179257719http://andrewmw.tumblr.com/post/53179257719Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:44:44 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/efd991529b182e52a8c3e589d12a3c35/tumblr_mm0ksn56nr1ql2603o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://andrewmw.tumblr.com/post/53179207132http://andrewmw.tumblr.com/post/53179207132Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:43:39 -0700“You have not lived until you’ve rolled over to post-coital Krispy Kremes. That’s what being an American is all about.”<br/><br/> - <em><strong>Edward Snowden</strong>, in an online comment several years ago. <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/tracking-edward-snowden-from-a-maryland-classroom-to-a-hong-kong-hotel/2013/06/15/420aedd8-d44d-11e2-b05f-3ea3f0e7bb5a_story.html">Read this profile</a>. (via <a href="http://washingtonpoststyle.tumblr.com/" class="tumblr_blog">washingtonpoststyle</a>)</em>http://andrewmw.tumblr.com/post/53179176692http://andrewmw.tumblr.com/post/53179176692Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:42:58 -0700“My biggest fear is that, eventually, you will see me the way I see myself.”<br/><br/> - <em><strong>(Anonymous)</strong><br/>» <a href="http://caerula-mare.tumblr.com/post/49643570559"><em>caerula-mare</em></a>. (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tobia.tumblr.com/">tobia</a>)</em>http://andrewmw.tumblr.com/post/53179164442http://andrewmw.tumblr.com/post/53179164442Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:42:43 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://latviia.tumblr.com/post/53143175790/michaxl-do-she-got-shiduuuuuuu">latviia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://michaxl.tumblr.com/post/53141271142/do-she-got">michaxl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>do she got</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/a1454ff6b03dbe4e6dde64169158e2ee/tumblr_inline_moi8ucfaT71qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/d3eb2a87c380d701d6244b7c7ab61781/tumblr_inline_moia134Ujx1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p>shiduuuuuuu</p> </blockquote>http://andrewmw.tumblr.com/post/53178414542http://andrewmw.tumblr.com/post/53178414542Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:27:04 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kawaiians.tumblr.com/post/40415498426">kawaiians</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar</p> </blockquote>http://andrewmw.tumblr.com/post/53177892065http://andrewmw.tumblr.com/post/53177892065Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:16:40 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bd23a80bdd19eba8cb01c0922ac16e79/tumblr_mj5ct5RtDg1rpuz8to1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cfef48bdd1a1db012a6f119af008dd8d/tumblr_mj5ct5RtDg1rpuz8to2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://endlessly-drowning.tumblr.com/post/52984812702/i-need-a-sheep-ram-thing-to-stand-on-my-back-when">endlessly-drowning</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I need a sheep/ram thing to stand on my back when I’m not okay…</p> </blockquote>http://andrewmw.tumblr.com/post/53010221902http://andrewmw.tumblr.com/post/53010221902Sat, 15 Jun 2013 00:41:56 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fancy-feminist.tumblr.com/post/52999387236/im-really-struggling-with-buying-a-fathers-day">fancy-feminist</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I’m really struggling with buying a father’s day card because they all say “#1 dad” and I need one that says “you’re a mediocre father” and I don’t think they have those.</p> <p>Maybe I’ll just get him some chapstick.</p> </blockquote>http://andrewmw.tumblr.com/post/53010154312http://andrewmw.tumblr.com/post/53010154312Sat, 15 Jun 2013 00:40:10 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c3adfab4c0cbc39eef88cbcd6bfa80bd/tumblr_mnzunry6XE1s8njeuo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://despicable-me.tumblr.com/post/52334061183/bob-the-maid-download" class="tumblr_blog">despicable-me</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Bob the Maid</p> <div class="bottom-item download"><a href="http://intl.despicableme.com/tumblr_downloads/images/060613_a.gif">Download</a></div></blockquote>http://andrewmw.tumblr.com/post/53009736778http://andrewmw.tumblr.com/post/53009736778Sat, 15 Jun 2013 00:29:10 -0700<p>time for me to take my metamucil</p>http://andrewmw.tumblr.com/post/52966499981http://andrewmw.tumblr.com/post/52966499981Fri, 14 Jun 2013 12:48:05 -0700who the fuck am i<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f77b7a3a3b5e3b9c8aaf7df01c159743/tumblr_moe25eXHNM1rthtrko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://andrewmw.tumblr.com/post/52966263247http://andrewmw.tumblr.com/post/52966263247Fri, 14 Jun 2013 12:44:32 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8cea3744c77b3a9a9ed653b74683c660/tumblr_mo3rnyoxb71qb5gkjo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/13d0421f530802792957105f49f0beaa/tumblr_mo3rnyoxb71qb5gkjo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4ff67f16a16b5a421c79332a08256e56/tumblr_mo3rnyoxb71qb5gkjo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/76ff686ff8a501c85216a5e5e2c868f2/tumblr_mo3rnyoxb71qb5gkjo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8d9153b3733da4c5e70dd0401b2bfe0f/tumblr_mo3rnyoxb71qb5gkjo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/52962347769/future-robin-this-is-honestly-one-of-my-favorite">the-absolute-funniest-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://future-robin.tumblr.com/post/52762173512/this-is-honestly-one-of-my-favorite-spongebob">future-robin</a>:</p> <p>This is honestly one of my favorite Spongebob moments. Can we take a minute to realize how clever the writing for this show used to be? </p> </blockquote> <p>this is probably a poor example of cleverness </p>http://andrewmw.tumblr.com/post/52966131711http://andrewmw.tumblr.com/post/52966131711Fri, 14 Jun 2013 12:42:35 -0700