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You have not lived until you’ve rolled over to post-coital Krispy Kremes. That’s what being an American is all about.
– Edward Snowden, in an online comment several years ago. Read this profile. (via washingtonpoststyle)(via lipsticklatte)
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My biggest fear is that, eventually, you will see me the way I see myself.
– (Anonymous)
» caerula-mare. (via tobia)(via ratchetivity)
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do she got


shiduuuuuuu
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if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar
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I’m really struggling with buying a father’s day card because they all say “#1 dad” and I need one that says “you’re a mediocre father” and I don’t think they have those.
Maybe I’ll just get him some chapstick.
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Bob the Maid
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time for me to take my metamucil
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