July 2012
jesus only had 12 followers
but they talked to him
why don’t you guys talk to me
Seriously, I don’t even care if you’re the creepy one
to stop kids from doing drugs they should just give the drugs less cool names
if ecstasy was called “moist curdle” i can assure you that nobody would be interested in trying it
June 2012
“The government now has the authority to tax, not based on income, but on behavior.”
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Judge Andrew Napolitano (via anarchyandacupofcoffee)
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The government has always had this power. What do you think the 18 cents a gallon gas tax is? If you drive, you get taxed. What about the shitload of extra taxes they put on cigarettes and alcohol? If you smoke and drink, you get taxed. They even call these taxes “sin taxes”. Sin is a behavior. A delightful one. Judge Andrew Napolitano, you’re fucking tool.
“I chose to dissent in fear of being labeled as a reactionary on tumblr”
—Scalia in his dissent opinion (via anticapitalist)
“John Roberts was shaped working at the White House, developing a mind-set of defending Presidential power.”
— Jeffrey Toobin’s profile of Chief Justice John Roberts
Lol
Supreme Court Overturns Bush v. Gore and the Last Ten Years Never Happened. Thomas Dissents.
So long as we’re all making sweeping pronouncements about Supreme Court opinions nobody has actually read, I thought I’d get in on the game.
“Because the Constitution permits such a tax, it is not our role to forbid it, or to pass upon its wisdom or fairness.”
—Chief Justice John Roberts, writing the opinion that reflected a 5-4 vote on whether the individual mandate is constitutional as a tax. (via usatoday)
“The Affordable Care Act decision “may have changed the definition of what we call ‘The Roberts Court.’”
—Amy Davidson. Read the whole post.
Today in my Political Behavior class
- Professor: You don't cry when your candidate of choice loses an election.
- Me: Oh....
“Prison as a deterrent does not work. If it did, America would be the safest country on earth.”
—The Economist (via maxistentialist)
OH MY GOD
My boss just texted me asking to come into work at 4:30 in the morning and I threw my phone down and was like “you’re such a faggot I fucking hate you” and then I heard the Siri confirmation noise and I picked up my phone and
- dentist: *scrapes gums with sharp metal instruments*
- dentist: ur bleedin because u dont floss
people who use text message signatures
drunk tumblin'
Well, I guess I'm a senator now.
That’s pretty neat.
- me: where do you live?
- vegan: I'm a vegan
CBS, ABC, HBO, CNN, FOX NEWS, BET AND EVERY OTHER NETWORK CHANNEL
IS WET (WHITE ENTERTAINMENT TELEVISION)
So there you go…
my favorite game is called “how many episodes can I watch in one night”
I love the bonus round where you try to convince yourself that you can watch a 45 minute episode in like 20 minutes
Redeeming Faith: Another Point →
alexeikaramazov.tumblr.com
I don’t think rejecting ideologies or labels makes you unprincipled. I want to have the freedom to think, even though most of our ideas come from an accumulation of ideas of humans since the beginning of time. It’s this collective conscience that we share.Very little if any is original.
I’m not…
this.
I really really hate that damn UNLV commercial on the radio.
I swear if I hear that girl say “I’M IN LOVE. I’M NOT IN LOVE.” one more time I will hunt her down and kill her.
