June 2012
everets: little kids are like tiny idiot versions of real people
Jun 1st
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Jun 1st
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Jun 1st
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Jun 1st
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Jun 1st
Jun 1st
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Jun 1st
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May 2012
May 31st
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May 31st
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May 31st
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May 31st
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May 31st
nuggits2: did you know if you say bloody marry 3 times in the mirror at 1am your mom will tell you to shut the fuck up and go to bed
May 31st
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May 30th
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May 30th
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May 30th
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May 30th
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Use of Profanity With Age
8 years old: oh my gosh i said 'shut up!' mom is going to kill me!
18 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.
May 30th
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May 30th
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May 30th
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me: does a 30 minute jog
me: ok where my hot bod at
May 30th
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Class is too quiet
Stomach: Ladies and gentlemen I shall play you the song of my people.
May 30th
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May 30th
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notafraidofruins: Sometimes I feel okay and then I’m like wow that was a really nice 45 seconds
May 30th
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May 30th
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May 30th
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Mitt Romney at 2pm.
Debating if I should go or sleep.
May 29th
May 29th
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May 29th
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May 28th
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pengpenguins: “SAD STORIII!!! boi: r u ok????? girl: no i have brest cancer :((( boi: …. *later that day girl has op n removes cancer she is ok* girl: bf where r u??? mom: he died didnt he tell you about his op?? girl: omg no wat?? mom: yh he donted his brest for ur op girl: <3333333333333333333333333333 *evry day they visut bois grave* LIK IF YU CRYED I DID “ I just saw this on facebook.
May 28th
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SIGNS THAT THINGS AREN'T GOING SO WELL
pengpenguins: Your midnight snack is more like a full course meal.
May 28th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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hyperbolequeen: my entire life is just me “winging it”
May 28th
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shavingryansprivates: i can’t decide which would be more uncomfortable sleeping naked on a leather couch in the middle of summer when your air conditioning is broken or a date with miranda cosgrove
May 28th
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im-a-walking-paradox: hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow
May 28th
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denzelgtfo: first i park my car then i try 3 more times cause im shit at parking
May 28th
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May 28th
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hey-lauren: americans we have problems too we’re just like you except we’re free
May 26th
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May 26th
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cosmo tip #236
expertcosmotips: sensually play the recorder for him
May 26th
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May 26th
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I got this new memory foam pillow.
And, well, let’s be honest. It’s probably the best thing that’s happened to my life.
May 26th
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Television: In the criminal justice system--
Me: SEXUALLY-BASED DEFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN
May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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Why can't I sleep?
I swear I was tired
May 23rd
May 23rd
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