April 2012
when i was a kid and it was really cold out and my breath came out as fog
me: HEY GUYS LOOK I'M A DRAGON
these days when it's really cold out and my breath comes out as fog
me: HEY GUYS LOOK I'M A DRAGON
I got called a fag for wearing a pink shirt today....
It’s not 2012 or anything, it’s not like we should stop classifying and demeaning the female gender by use of a color.
before I shower: ugh damn it i'm too lazy and i don't want to shower ill do it later
when I'm in the shower: sweet jesus christ what is this magical fuckery this is the most relaxing thing ever it's like a vacation in my own bathroom so warm so magical this is holy water that's been blessed by god himself i never want to leave this spot as it wraps its pleasuring waters or warmth around my body
Discriminating against a person because of their...
If you’re not voting for Mitt Romney simply because he is Mormon, you are a bigot.
It’s 2012 and I still encounter people who are ashamed of his “false religion.” Nothing makes me angrier.
While I will probably vote for him, I can still give you a myriad of other reasons why you shouldn’t. Don’t use his religion as a valid excuse.
what you said: Im going out for a little bit, mom.
what she heard: Im going in a car with a stranger and we're gonna deal drugs and kill people im never coming back I hate you and your cooking sucks
Muenster cheese is boring
ne-yo:
Does Canada even have a president or is it just whichever moose has the strongest antlers
