Random Thoughts and Mindless Conceptions
Muenster cheese is boring
April 2012
Does Canada even have a president or is it just whichever moose has the strongest antlers
I don't have a favorite color because I've never quite understood the point.
Wtf do you do with a favorite color?
Stare at it all day?
Make sure your wardrobe is primarily that color?
I do not understand favorite colors and I do not have one.
SUE ME.
- friend texting me: what are you doing today?
- me: *doesn't reply*
- me: *complains about being alone all the time*
that kid who volunteers to read aloud and is practically illiterate
- attractive person: how are you today?
- me: who the fuck paid you
Any song feat Pitbull:
- Singer: *sings*
- Pitbull: hey mami dalè mr worldwide, 305 (some stuff in Spanish) eeeeeeeeewoooooooo
i farted once and it sounded like dubstep so i’m pretty much skrillex
“I became a conservative by being around liberals and I became a libertarian by being around conservatives. You realize that there’s something distinctly in common between the two groups, the left and the right; the worst part of each of them is the moralizing. On the left, you have people who want to dictate your behavior under the guise of tolerance. Unless you disagree with them. Then the tolerance goes out the window. Which kind of negates the whole idea of tolerance. That’s the politically correct moralizing. Then when you become a conservative, the other kind of moralizing comes from religion. But if you remove both of those from the equation, what you’re left with is libertarianism.”
—Greg Gutfeld. (via libertarians)
- what do we want
- a cure for alzheimer's
- when do we want it
- what
Is it time to choose classes? Lol I am so out of it that I have no idea what the fuck is going on
YES. JUDICIAL PROCESS.
Class scheduling sucks.
Someone take Judicial Process with me so we can be scared shitless for 16 weeks and then somehow get A’s.
When we first opened Jaleo
we had a server from Japan, who for the life of her could not pronounce Paella.
It’s pronounced “pie ay uh” but she always said “pie air ee uh”
And now that we’ve been open for a good 15/16 months, there are fewer people who remember and can laugh with me about it.
- Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
- Teacher: I don't know CAN you?
- Me: *sigh* ....May I use the bathroom?
- Teacher: I don't know, MAY you?
- Me:
My promotion finally feels worth it.
Food runners make more than bussers in our tip pool, but it didn’t used to be too much more. In our point system, bussers received .35 of 1 server point, while runners earned .4. In essence, runners made 5% more than bussers in tips. However, bussers work longer hours and make up the difference in hourly wages.
The tip pool was just renovated at work, and now runners receive 10% more than bussers. I made $16 more as a runner last night than I would have as a busser.
totes worth it.
1988: how to decode a person with an anxiety disorder →
midnightlunacy.tumblr.com
things we are trying to do all the time:
- be safe
things we can’t help but do all the time:
- second-guess ourselves
- behave impulsively and reactively
- take everything personally
- worry
- worry
- worry
- have difficulty accepting compliments
- have…
Why do I work in a restaurant?
I have such an irrational hate for abnormal requests.
MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOOOOOONNNN!!!
