February 2012
maresecutum asked: Sunday morning my granddad and I discussed how Rick Santorum has the most horrific name among the presidential candidates. According to my granddad, Santorum "sounds like 'sanitary' but in reality that is the filthiest man to walk the earth."
andiecast asked: andr00 how is lyf? how is UNLV?
thenapturalone asked: So I still haven't read that book nor have I started studying. I am playing with fire bro
It's one of those nights where I'm fretting...
Evening naps are always a bad idea.
logicallypositive:
Ron Paul only eats Lucky Charms for breakfast because they contain pots of gold so his cereal actually has tangible value, as opposed to those fiat-ass Frosted Flakes. The idiot central-planners over at Kellogs think they can just mass-produce those worthless sugar-coated corn flakes and call it a well-balanced meal!!!!
“I don’t like anything about Drake. I don’t like his voice. I don’t like what he...”
– DMX (via freefiona)
when did dmx become me?
(via kanyelujah)
THIS (via karamazov-alexei)
Me: I don't really like Canada.
Coworker: Canada is like a one room studio apartment and there's a huge ass raging party one floor under it.
Avoid Frothy Mixtures →
huskerred:
As promised, here’s my article supporting Romney over Santorum. Obviously, I support Ron Paul, but Romney is worlds better than the former Senator from Pennsylvania.
Give it a read, and let me know what you think.
Hello. →
funniest10k:
i remember when i was a youngin’ and watching kim possible i was like ‘hahahhaha wade ur so lame u never go outside hahahah how dum ur always on the cumpter like a lame’ but now i’m wade so i’m lame
रानी म्य्र्सल्ला: HOW TO PISS OFF PEOPLE BASED ON... →
cosmicmermaidmuse:
I’m in a cheeky mood, so…
Aries – Place someone above them. Be first to get what they want. Turn everything into a contest and win. Call them a coward. Make them wait.
Taurus – Hide or damage their valuables. Use their stuff without first asking permission. Take their…
staticsea:
ianisourqueen:
People I would rather have as president than Rick Santorum:
Voldemort
Sauron
Lex Luthor
Cthulhu
Sephiroth
The Joker
Kira
Julie Plec
Stephenie Meyer
Maleficent
Aqua Man
Elena Gilbert
Maleficent is a goddess.
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I love NPR.
k.
I'm giving up tumblr for Lent.
fishingboatproceeds:
…is an example of something I would say if I had willpower or moral courage.
"Independent reports confirm that speculators are...
logicallypositive:
I'd like to take this opportunity to thank Iran...
An honorable mention to American foreign policy as well.
Asshats.
I never realized how much money I spend until now.
I’m training for a new position; training does not include tips. I am broke as a motherfucker right now.
If you're in college, you should probably know...
Just throwing that out there to the umpteen million people who thought I fell down today. Or my favorite: “Did you and Gil headbutt each other? No? But you both have black on your heads!”
