February 2012
clavid:
apparently i’m a slave 4 u is not an appropriate song to put on a powerpoint about the 13th amendment
“If you’re twenty-two, physically fit, hungry to learn and be better, I urge you...”
– Anthony Bourdain (via junkelfunkel)
January 2012
1 tag
Why is Emma Thompson so underrated?
totes watching Love Actually.
Don’t judge me. Or do. Whatever, fuck you!
Totally going to the Rick Santorum meet and greet...
I don’t even like him but I like meeting politicians.
farisbueller:
felicefawn:
The fact that the majority of teenagers would rather listen to Justin Bieber or Taylor Momsen over Jimi Hendrix or Pink Floyd makes me want to fucking kill myself. Literally.
up next on MTV’s “White Girl Problems”: special snowflake and part-time tumblr user felicefawn is literally contemplating suicide over people having different music taste than her and thinks...
2 tags
Am I only one who prefers eating in group vs...
karamazov-alexei:
I just feel so awkward and don’t know what to do. Should I try to maintain eye contact? Should I just play with my phone?
It’s always awkward when it’s just you and one other person.
2 tags
Ron Paul will be in Las Vegas tomorrow.
5:30pm at Green Valley Ranch
I just found a heating pad for my aching back.
In other news, I totes have a fever. But I can’t miss class. So I will suck it up and be at school tomorrow. Moted.
“Love is always patient and kind. It is never jealous. Love is never boastful or...”
– A Walk to Remember (via 21origamicranes)
^Because this came from a movie. Not the Bible or anything.
What the fuck?
This guy walked into the ladies room at the Cosmopolitan tonight. When he walked out, he realized what he did and saw us snickering. He then, trying to grasp his masculinity back, made fun of my shirt (rude) and then told me he was going to buy me a drink. I politely declined this man’s offer, and cited numerous reasons as to why I could not drink with him (underage, I work there, class in...
I'm pretty sure I got pseudo-kidnapped this...
No sir, I would not like to go to your room.
2 tags
me: did it hurt?
person: what
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
person: ...
4 tags
What's the point?
I graduated high school with 41 college credits. I’ve made the Dean’s List the past two semesters. I work and go to school. I recently got promoted.
I’ve accomplished a good deal of feats in my life. But, what’s the point? I don’t understand, sometimes, why we all struggle so hard and strive to get ahead in life.
We’re all going to die someday and our bodies...
Sleep is an odd concept.
But then again, so is life.
