December 2011
The worst thing just happened to me.
I went on mylifeisbro.com
Please, please kill me.
Oh my god.
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I just played "Fart" on Words With Friends
for 45 points.
I feel like a zombie today.
I slept for 9 hours and woke up around 2:30pm. I can’t seem to snap back in to reality. When I go upstairs to work, it’ll be busy as shit and I’ll have no other choice but to be lively, I suppose.
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I don't like Congress.
When the government is on the verge of a shutdown, they wait until the last second to kick the can down the road.
When the banks are on the verge of a shutdown, they don’t even bat an eye. An overwhelming majority almost instantaneously votes to give them billions of dollars.
“Politicians are shitheads. That’s how they become politicians; even the good...”
– Daniel Craig. (via libertarians)
alexeikaramazov asked: The guy that posted is a Libertarian and did it as a joke.
thenapturalone asked: I am not booshie I am just not cheap. I don't think throwing some sour cream and tomatoes on that muthafucka is too much to ask for
Reblog if you're kissing no one at midnight on new...
vzap:
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It's 2:45 in the morning.
I mean, I guess I can start cleaning my room.
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I've got a bag of candy and an interesting Supreme...
“They pick corn in Iowa. They actually pick presidents here in New Hampshire.”
– Jon Huntsman, going all-in. (via paxamericana) We’re dealing with a bad ass. (via karamazov-alexei)
boy:
girl:
the boy and the girl do not have a conversation
love does not exist
you're going to die some day
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Does your Governor look like the cop from the...
Mine sure as fuck does.
Brian Sandoval:
Rob Riggle:
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I did not know Dean Heller was Mormon.
sakuvasse:
my new year’s resolution for 2012 is to be as perfect as tom hanks
“With the election behind us, our country turns hopeful eyes to the future. I...”
– Ron Paul (2008)
andiecast asked: I was wondering if you were free Friday for my birthday/going away dinner thing. I'm hoping you are, but you never know since it's new years weekend and you work on the strip. Anyway, Friday. 6 PM. The Grand Lux Café at the Palazzo (NOT the one at the Venetian). Be there or be forever hated.