The worst thing just happened to me.
I went on mylifeisbro.com
Please, please kill me.
Oh my god.
December 2011
I just played "Fart" on Words With Friends
for 45 points.
I feel like a zombie today.
I slept for 9 hours and woke up around 2:30pm. I can’t seem to snap back in to reality. When I go upstairs to work, it’ll be busy as shit and I’ll have no other choice but to be lively, I suppose.
I don't like Congress.
When the government is on the verge of a shutdown, they wait until the last second to kick the can down the road.
When the banks are on the verge of a shutdown, they don’t even bat an eye. An overwhelming majority almost instantaneously votes to give them billions of dollars.
“Politicians are shitheads. That’s how they become politicians; even the good ones. We’re actors, we’re artists, we’re very nice to each other. They’ll turn around and stab you in the fucking back.”
—Daniel Craig. (via libertarians)
The guy that posted is a Libertarian and did it as a joke.
DAMN IT. I wish that wasn’t true because now I feel stupid. haha. brb, going to eat shit real quick
I am not booshie I am just not cheap. I don't think throwing some sour cream and tomatoes on that muthafucka is too much to ask for
it is.
booshie.
It's 2:45 in the morning.
I mean, I guess I can start cleaning my room.
I've got a bag of candy and an interesting Supreme Court opinion
“They pick corn in Iowa. They actually pick presidents here in New Hampshire.”
—Jon Huntsman, going all-in. (via paxamericana)
We’re dealing with a bad ass. (via karamazov-alexei)
We’re dealing with a bad ass. (via karamazov-alexei)
- boy:
- girl:
- the boy and the girl do not have a conversation
- love does not exist
- you're going to die some day
Does your Governor look like the cop from the Hangover?
Mine sure as fuck does.
Brian Sandoval:
Rob Riggle:
I did not know Dean Heller was Mormon.
my new year’s resolution for 2012 is to be as perfect as tom hanks
“With the election behind us, our country turns hopeful eyes to the future. I have a few hopes of my own. I congratulate our first African-American president-elect. Martin Luther King, Jr. certainly would be proud to see this day. We are stronger for embracing diversity, and I am hopeful that we can continue working through the tensions and wrongs of the past and become a more just and colorblind society. I hope this new administration will help bring us together, and not further divide us. I have always found that freedom is the best way to break down barriers. A free society emphasizes the importance of individuals, and not because they are part of a certain group. That’s the only way equal justice can be achieved.”
—Ron Paul (2008)
I was wondering if you were free Friday for my birthday/going away dinner thing. I'm hoping you are, but you never know since it's new years weekend and you work on the strip. Anyway, Friday. 6 PM. The Grand Lux Café at the Palazzo (NOT the one at the Venetian). Be there or be forever hated.
Why dost thou schedule this at the beginning of my shift?! At one of my favorite places?! My heart hurts. I weep tears of regret for even applying for my job.
YOU ALL SHOULD COME BY THE COSMO AFTER AND THINGS.
