I just ate Jack in the Box tacos. At 2 am. In the bathtub. FML.
Rod Blagojevich tries to sell Obama’s Senate seat, gets kicked out of office, and has a federal case pending. Yet, he’s advertising for a pistachio company with Snooki on TV. Screw you, America!
Hey you know what sucks?
I’m in bitch mode. Let’s do this thing! - Funyuns -P!nk (gay spelling. not even pronounceable. same to you, Ke$ha.) -pushy people - being broke -unsalted butter. really? -If I’m driving my car and a cop has someone pulled over down the street, shut the fuck up. I will not slow down. you know why? HE’S BUSY. -snuggie commercials. not gonna lie, great product. however,...