December 2010
I just ate Jack in the Box tacos. At 2 am. In the bathtub.
FML.
Really?
Rod Blagojevich tries to sell Obama’s Senate seat, gets kicked out of office, and has a federal case pending. Yet, he’s advertising for a pistachio company with Snooki on TV.
Screw you, America!
Hey you know what sucks?
I’m in bitch mode. Let’s do this thing!
- Funyuns
-P!nk (gay spelling. not even pronounceable. same to you, Ke$ha.)
-pushy people
- being broke
-unsalted butter. really?
-If I’m driving my car and a cop has someone pulled over down the street, shut the fuck up. I will not slow down. you know why? HE’S BUSY.
-snuggie commercials. not gonna lie, great product. however,...
