I just ate Jack in the Box tacos. At 2 am. In the bathtub.
Rod Blagojevich tries to sell Obama’s Senate seat, gets kicked out of office, and has a federal case pending. Yet, he’s advertising for a pistachio company with Snooki on TV.
Screw you, America!
I’m in bitch mode. Let’s do this thing!
-P!nk (gay spelling. not even pronounceable. same to you, Ke$ha.)
- being broke
-unsalted butter. really?
-If I’m driving my car and a cop has someone pulled over down the street, shut the fuck up. I will not slow down. you know why? HE’S BUSY.
-snuggie commercials. not gonna lie, great product. however, marketing does not need to re-invent the macarena.
-skateboarders. no need to elaborate. you suck.
-Antwan, you need to stop liking your own statuses. Since I have you here, you’re not dr. phil. your relationship advice is cliche at best.
- myspace, what’s your deal?
-captchas. like, really? one wrong letter in my password and I’m being interrogated by fucking Janet Napolitano herself.
- this goes out to all UNLV students. If someone is getting off the elevator and you’re trying to get on at the same time, I hate you.
-Facebook fads. Your default picture makes you aware of child abuse. wonderful. I could make you aware of my bowel movements. what good is it?
-people who get into quasi-political discussions on cnn.com or even worse, youtube.
- any show about vampires
-intolerant “tolerant” people