1. I CAN’T FEEL MY FACE BECAUSE I AM DRUNKING 

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  3. A week ago I didn’t think I was going to get 1 A…how did this happen!?

    A week ago I didn’t think I was going to get 1 A…how did this happen!?

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  6. kohenari:


Yahoo vows not to “screw it up” with Tumblr
Yahoo is acquiring Tumblr for $1.1 billion cash, a bold bet by Chief Executive Marissa Mayer to revitalize the struggling Internet pioneer by co-opting a Web property with strong visitor traffic but little revenue. The deal will use about a fifth of Yahoo’s $5.4 billion in cash and marketable securities.
“Per the agreement and our promise not to screw it up, Tumblr will be independently operated as a separate business,” Yahoo said in a statement on Monday.
Photo: REUTERS/Stephen Lam

Well, one thing’s for sure: I plan to continue working from home.

    kohenari:

    Yahoo vows not to “screw it up” with Tumblr

    Yahoo is acquiring Tumblr for $1.1 billion cash, a bold bet by Chief Executive Marissa Mayer to revitalize the struggling Internet pioneer by co-opting a Web property with strong visitor traffic but little revenue. The deal will use about a fifth of Yahoo’s $5.4 billion in cash and marketable securities.

    “Per the agreement and our promise not to screw it up, Tumblr will be independently operated as a separate business,” Yahoo said in a statement on Monday.

    Photo: REUTERS/Stephen Lam

    Well, one thing’s for sure: I plan to continue working from home.

    5 days ago  /  234 notes  /  Source: reuters

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  8. wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

    wake-up-kid:

    runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

    ahorsecalledhonour:

    fixthefisherking:

    banjaxed:

    nightlifemingus:

    nosdrinker:

    hypnotiqradiance:

    If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

    are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

    it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

    many were lost that day

    It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

    My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

    Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

    My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

    Ironically, it was a dark time.

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  9. Plot Twist: Yahoo buys tumblr and suddenly Cole Sprouse becomes the new CEO of Yahoo

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  10. spiderlillian:

    drama that i’m not involved in

    image

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